"When I Was Chair..."

A woman who used to be chair of the department, and therefore ought to realize how important it is to restrict everyone's unlimited use of the copy machine, complained today that she has to enter the last five digits of her social security number in order to operate the machine.

Obviously, somebody has too much time on her hands.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that people with actual work to do, don't have time to file grievances against the secretary.