Is It Contageous?

Let's look for a moment beyond the "hollow" walls of the English Dept. to see the universe beyond. Yes, I'm speaking of our illustrious Deans who lead the way for us into the galaxy of outrageous absurdity. There is the Dean of Great Expectations who has yet to learn how to communicate clearly and effectively to us who reside here on planet Earth ( but, then, she is above it all). Then there is the Dean of Peter's Principle who still believes if you run fast and far enough, and muck up the waters behind you, no one will ever discover you know absolutely nothing.
Yes, I'm sure you have more stories to tell on this front, yes?